What is doujinshi?

• Doujinshi are self-published works by either independent artists or by a doujin circle (group of collaborating artists). The self-published nature of doujinshi means they can be any medium or of any topic, like music CDs or reference guides on aircraft landing gear. But us filthy gaijins know them best for sexually explicit manga, a type of hentai, and usually parodying well-known anime series

Is this real?

• Absolutely

Do you have a physical location? Can I see the products before I buy?

• We are not a brick-and-mortar store, but we do frequently attend anime-themed conventions and events to vend there. Check our events schedule for where we’re headed next! Otherwise, we sell products online and ship them to your door, so we put a lot of effort into ensuring each product has preview images and is tagged appropriately

How are they shipped?

• We typically ship through USPS with as much protective packaging as possible to ensure your doujinshi arrive in perfect condition. Shipments go out whenever staff are allowed out of the hentai dungeon, but no later than 3 business days from purchase. We are a CONUS-based operation, so shipping should be fast and reasonably priced if you are also in the 48 states

Can you make the packaging anonymous?

• By default, we ship in inconspicuous packaging and our business name does not blatantly shout out “ayo this dude bought cartoon porn”. If you want us to tape printouts of trap porn to the outside of the box and make it a signature-required delivery so the delivery man can look at you with absolute contempt, we are more than happy to oblige

Do you ship internationally?

• Not yet, we are still working on a feasible shipping option for international customers

Where is my Hentai?

• Feel free to contact us about your order if you want an update. Standard operating procedure is we will ship your order within 3 business days, and email you with tracking as soon as possible

This product is out of stock but I want it. Can you get it for me?

• Absolutely. Just let us know and we will notify you as soon as we get our hands on new stock

I want ______. Can you get it for me?

• Feel free to request specific doujinshi! We are always open to requests, along with any other suggestions you may have about improving our service

What does this tag mean?

• We use Japanese descriptors where possible for brevity and accuracy, because absolutely everything has to have a short, maximum-4-syllable Japanese word that describes it, regardless of how specific it is. That specificity often means there’s a good chance you haven’t run into the term until now, so to help with that, we are working on compiling a comprehensive list of these terms.

Do you have something for my specific fetish?

• We do our best to make sure all doujinshi is tagged appropriately, but sometimes it’s just not enough. We understand. Message us! We will try to sort you out with something that fits your tastes as best as possible

Where the fuck is my Hentai?

• We haven’t run into this problem yet, but it’s worth checking if our emails are headed to your promotional tab (for GMail) or to the spam folder. You can also log into our website for order details, including status and tracking if available

Do you take requests for non-doujinshi items?

• While we are not a proxy service, you can always contact us and we can work out what is feasible and pricing if so

Do you sell anything other than hentai?

• Yes, we sell illustration collections, art reference books, and other, usually eclectic doujinshi whenever there’s availability of them, but we are well aware of why most of you are really here

Where do I hide these from my parents?

• If you’re underage, get the fuck off this website. Also you should have figured that out long ago if you’re still stuck at your parents’ place

What are obis? Will my books come with them?

• Obis are decorative covers that usually cover the bottom third of a book like tankoubons and many illustration books. They are also primarily ad space and usually easily damaged from how fiddly and fragile they are. Sometimes they get lost before they ever hit a bookshelf, and subsequently it’s hit or miss if we get a copy of your product with the obi intact. If it’s a big deal to you, please let us know and we will try our best to get a hold of one to complete your product

Do you buy back doujins from customers?

• We have yet to do so out of logistical complexity, but you are more than welcome to contact us and we can potentially work something out

Where the FUCK is my hentai?

• Have you tried turning your mailbox off and on again